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  • Reblogged from promiscuous-petal
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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    Reblogged from mydrunkkitchen
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    mydrunkkitchen:

    Don’t you hate when you notice how dirty your keyboard is?


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    Reblogged from assiest-deactivated20130207
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    assiest:

    sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

    assiest:

    i am 41 cheetos tall 

    Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

    we were out of doritos 

    (via pizza)


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    Reblogged from yodiscrepo
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via tatsrathat)


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    Reblogged from asscrab
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via licklucifer)


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    Reblogged from suspiciousmilk
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    suspiciousmilk:

    does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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    Reblogged from underthesubmarine
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

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    Reblogged from octoberblood
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    (Source: octoberblood, via ruinedchildhood)


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    Reblogged from casineedyou
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    ADean. I don’t share those sentiments.”

    (Source: casineedyou, via walterwhte)


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    Reblogged from best-of-imgur
    1 day ago - July 31, 2014

    ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

    ballpitfucker:

    best-of-imgur:

    My roommate bought black toilet paper.

    (via licklucifer)


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